New Year resolutions for every year

My New Year resolutions, no matter what year:

  1. Don’t make promises I can’t keep
  2. Remember to be nice to fools – they can’t help it
  3. Remember to be nice to zealots – even though they can’t be
  4. Always clean up after myself
  5. Do not clean up after others
  6. Don’t get angry
  7. Don’t get even
  8. Be relaxed
  9. Find what it is that actually relaxes me
  10. Get a hobby
  11. Lose weight
  12. Eat properly
  13. Do some fucking exercise
  14. Laugh at my own stupid sense of humour
  15. Understand that next to no-one else finds it funny
  16. Save some money
  17. Stop spending money like a millionaire, or water
  18. Accept the lists aren’t the best way to communicate
  19. Don’t take things so seriously, others don’t
  20. Don’t sweat the small detail ( this one could also be for my bride )
  21. Slow down on the excessive personal grooming
  22. Don’t sweat over the complete lack of personal grooming in others
  23. Understand that being a racist, homophobic slob guts might be the norm
  24. Find out what unaustralian ( insert your country here ) actually means
  25. Discover the meaning of life
  26. Accept the decision of the American people
  27. Re-evaluate my investment portfolio based on that decision
  28. Join in when asked
  29. Remove myself when asked
  30. Don’t do everything everyone asks me to do
  31. Don’t laugh at the misfortune or beliefs of others, even if they are the same thing.
  32. Don’t be alarmed when a doctor sections me after reading this list
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