Things were getting out of hand. I’d spread myself that thin on the ground that I couldn’t seem to stand steady. I’d just updated my website building website attached and/or created a facebook page with a new twitter account. It was getting crazy. All this for the warm place of reassuring website building. It’s been a bit neglected of late, but that’s changed on the weekend. I’d gone mad and no, I’d not yet gone outside.
The upshot of course was that I was so confused. I had that many bloody usernames and passwords to remember, so I decided to post them all here so I can refer to them when required. The banking details had to be kept confidential of course, so I ask that you don’t share them amongst your friends or those cheeky hacker types. Indeed while I was typing this 22 spam comments lobbed in, maybe they didn’t need the password?
The other and even more frustrating things, were the 3,783 different 40 year old software programs and varying database endured where I work during the day, all of them running in some limp, broken, bleeding and needing to be put down mode.
Still to this day, idiot candidates and current politicians for that matter, can’t get their heads around just how bad it is at work. They all think we can just buy a simple program, that won’t cost many millions of dollars. But then they decide that the upgrade can be delayed, stopped, changed. That’s happened at least three times and cost a fortune in wasted funds so nothing ever gets done. Have some balls you silly buggers.
Latest passwords, In no particular order or importance or accuracy :
- Bank one – dickhead
- Bank two – twodickheads
- Bank three – threedickheads
- Stock portfolio – iwishitwasmore
- Twitter ajmc design – awonderfulfellowthatalan
- Twitter tbaoo – anevenmorewonderfulfellow
- Facebook ajmc design – letsseewhatisthepassword
- Facebook tbaoo – smith
- Work one – fuckinghell
- Worktwo – shitthisiscrap
- Workthree – mmmmm
- Workfour – 1234
- I have to stop here with the work ones, I might get into trouble
- WordPress tbaoo – niceworkalan
- WordPress ajmcdesign – ohnonotagain
There we are, just a simple permanent resource for me to remember my footprints about the place. If you go trying to access any of these I’ll have seen your fingerprints and I won’t be happy. Surprised no, unhappy yes.