Oh my gosh, not only does tbaoo receive emails from Barack Obama and Newt Gingrich but also from some looneys who want to run in our local council elections. I also get emails from Sarah Palin as my interests sure are wide spread, turns out Palin is out and out of her mind.
Please check out one of our latest mayoral candidates, Dean Vegas and believe me when I tell you that this other drunken buffoon tried to run in the last election, but couldn’t get the form in on time, actually it was all a media stunt me thinks, but we were all very worried for a short time. We all wondered whether he was psychically able to complete the form in the first place.
Wow, I hear you cry, he’s not going to go all tea party on my ass is he ? Well, no, far from it, the dribbly fool has decided to remain out of the race, of course that way she can continue to raise huge amounts of money through her SarahPAC. more to the point though, if she remains out of the race she can say whatever she damn well pleases and isn’t restricted by any sort of regulatory control – or even common sense.
So dear reader, could you please read this email, ( copied as received, verbatim ) and tell me what it actually means. Warm and eager thanks from a very confused, yet an incredibly relieved tbaoo.
| October 5, 2011 Wasilla, AlaskaAfter much prayer and serious consideration, I have decided that I will not be seeking the 2012 GOP nomination for President of the United States. As always, my family comes first and obviously Todd and I put great consideration into family life before making this decision. When we serve, we devote ourselves to God, family and country. My decision maintains this order.My decision is based upon a review of what common sense Conservatives and Independents have accomplished, especially over the last year. I believe that at this time I can be more effective in a decisive role to help elect other true public servants to office – from the nation’s governors to Congressional seats and the Presidency. We need to continue to actively and aggressively help those who will stop the “fundamental transformation” of our nation and instead seek the restoration of our greatness, our goodness and our constitutional republic based on the rule of law. From the bottom of my heart I thank those who have supported me and defended my record throughout the years, and encouraged me to run for President. Know that by working together we can bring this country back – and as I’ve always said, one doesn’t need a title to help do it.I will continue driving the discussion for freedom and free markets, including in the race for President where our candidates must embrace immediate action toward energy independence through domestic resource developments of conventional energy sources, along with renewables. We must reduce tax burdens and onerous regulations that kill American industry, and our candidates must always push to minimize government to strengthen the economy and allow the private sector to create jobs.Those will be our priorities so Americans can be confident that a smaller, smarter government that is truly of the people, by the people, and for the people can better serve this most exceptional nation.In the coming weeks I will help coordinate strategies to assist in replacing the President, re-taking the Senate, and maintaining the House.Thank you again for all your support. Let’s unite to restore this country!God bless America. Sarah Palin
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